Just heard this story on the radio and couldn’t stop laughing.  Maybe it really does take a long time to find your twin flame or flames.  LOL 

“For decades we are very tolerant of nudists, claimed the mayor of Centovalli, Giorgo Pellanda (60), “but such exhibitionism is illegal. It damages the look of our valley and also disturbs families. Swiss-German nudists tend to be increasingly brazen.”